Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 5, 2013

 The “drinking miracles” of officials

VietNamNet Bridge - A few years ago, the chairman of the office of province was reported dead because of drinking.

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It is said that this man was appointed to the chairmanship of the provincial government office because besides his good qualification, he could drink well, which is suitable for the position that has to receive a lot of guests.
On the day taking office, this official did not disappoint his superiors with his drinking ability. He was still in full possession of his senses after drinking liters of alcohol.
In over a year in this position, the saddest person in the world was his wife because during this time he rarely had meal at home. He had to receive guests everyday.
He was extremely busy with guests during the flood season, when delegations from Hanoi and other provinces came to his province to check or to share anti-flood experience. He was the “chair” of welcome parties in which he had to drink a lot.
Before the sudden death at a party, the official had symptoms of cirrhosis and myocardial infarction. However, he could not refuse parties and drinking because it was his "mission."
During his time in that position, the official’s stomach doubled its size and his face was always blackened. Doctors gave warnings of his oversized waist. Then, the chief of staff died at the age of over 40.
Mr. LB is considered a “legend” in another province. He was appreciated for the skill in writing speeches and compiling documents. However, he could write after drinking. He was recruited as the assistant to several provincial chairmen, who always took him with them when they received guests. Therefore, he was almost immersed in alcohol.
With small and frail stature, LB was famous throughout the province for his drinking “talent.” In parties, if anyone could not drink much, they would be advised to go to see LB to learn how to drink.
Once, on the morning of a Sunday, when LB was about to leave his home to receive guests, his wife, after failing to stop him, cried and said: "I’ve been crying too much because of your drinking. In the future, if you die of alcohol, I will have no more tears for you!"
Instead of having sympathy with his wife, LB was very angry that his wife had to run out of the house without wearing her shoes to avoid LB’s angriness.
After this, LB was more “famous” in the province. LB often declared "An official must be able to drink. You have to drink to be closer to the people, to share and to understand the people!"
Sharing the idea “An official must be able to drink,” NH, the vice chairman of a provincial agency, is also a notorious alcoholic. Due to the nature of his work, NH had to visit grassroots organizations very often. Whenever he appeared, parties were held.
The authorities of a province in the Mekong Delta have realized the consequences of drinking at state agencies so they have issued some regulations on drinking. However, officials can dodge the rules.
Many years ago, in a province, when officials were banned from drinking at office, some officials put alcohol into teapots and they drank alcohol like tea.
This trick is no longer used but now officials can easily drink during working hours. Just with a phone call, they can argue of going out to handle official missions to enter a restaurant to drink
Duy Chien

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